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How to Be a Band Nerd in 5 Minutes

LETTURE 994
Voti 4
Parti 4
Tempo 13m

LETTURE 994
Voti 4
Parti 4
Tempo 13m

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A short story series revealing the sectional stereotypes in a band. Every awkward story takes place along with a member of the Feldman High School Marching Band, telling a story of some sort revealing stereotypes in their section. Where ever they are or whatever they do, it's just not going to be some normal day with the Marching Sharks.Tutti i diritti riservati

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A Memoir from the Band Room di lisharae

The life of a High School band department is full of trials and tribulations that people not in the programs don't hear of or don't think about. Sit in with a few members from the band department and hear their side of things. Featuring: some the finer points of the program from a some different points of view, a couple personal experiences, a vocabulary list and a funny story or two. Please feel free to leave comments and feedback. I only marched with one school and therefore only have one school's worth of experiences so if you have had a different experience marching or spinning feel free to tell us about it! I am but a mere mortal and I am sure there are mistakes in there. P.s. sorry I skipped out on the funny stories but you'll probably get some in another edition I promise

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𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒂 𝑰𝒔𝒉𝒒 𝒊𝒏𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒋𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆. 𝑬𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒂 𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒅 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒔. 𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 (𝑯𝒖𝒃𝒃) 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 (𝑰𝒃𝒂𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒕), 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑭𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝑰𝒏𝒇𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 (𝑼𝒏𝒔), 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒒𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒂𝒕, 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 (𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒕), 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 (𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒐𝒐𝒏), 𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒕

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✧ 𝐉𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐕𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢 𝐤𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐨, 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐢 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐩𝐲𝐚𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐥 𝐤𝐚 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐨. 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐯-𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢 𝐬𝐚 𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐡 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐞, 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐣𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐑𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐚-𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐦 𝐣𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐢, 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐮𝐣𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐭𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐢. 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐣𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐛 𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐭𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐢.✧ ･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿　✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡.:༅｡.｡

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Follow the North Mason High School band over the course of a few years. Hear some of the members stories and memories. From a small band to a big family read how the North Mason High School band turned into what it is today.

Senior Year Slaughter (Book I of A Night to Dismember) di leonkennedussy

"𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘴, 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴!" ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ 𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘐𝘔𝘜𝘓𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕? 𝘠𝘌𝘚 .... 𝘠𝘌𝘚 𝘊𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘚𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘌𝘙: 1. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘕𝘌𝘞 𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓 2. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘘𝘜𝘐𝘌𝘛 𝘎𝘌𝘌𝘒 3. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘌𝘈𝘕 𝘑𝘖𝘊𝘒 4. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘉𝘖𝘠 𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘡𝘠 5. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘋𝘜𝘔𝘉 𝘉𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘋𝘌 6. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘖𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 7. 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘉𝘈𝘋 𝘉𝘖𝘠 ɆⱤⱤØⱤ ⱤɆ₵ɆłVɆĐ: 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘊𝘏𝘖𝘚𝘌𝘕 𝘐𝘚 ĐɆ₳Đ 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘚𝘐𝘎𝘕𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘐𝘕 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘜𝘙𝘌... ɆⱤⱤØⱤ ⱤɆ₵ɆłVɆĐ: ɎØɄ ₳ⱤɆ ₦Ø₮ ₳ⱠØ₦Ɇ. ĐØ ₦Ø₮ ₮ɄⱤ₦ ₳ⱤØɄ₦Đ. ₮ⱧɆⱤɆ ₳ⱤɆ ₴ɆVɆⱤ₳Ⱡ Ʉ₦₭₦Ø₩₦ Ⱡł₣Ɇ ₣ØⱤ₥₴ ĐɆ₮Ɇ₵₮ɆĐ. 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘌𝘌𝘋 𝘛𝘖 𝘜𝘕𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘉𝘓𝘌 𝘚𝘐𝘛𝘌? ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ 𝘞𝘌𝘓𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘚𝘛. 𝘌𝘝𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘌𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘌'𝘚 𝘈𝘊𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘔𝘠! TW: slight gore, innuendo, abuse, sexual themes, smut or

That One Marching Band Romance: Movement One di MinnieMayMonte

What happens when you join the Marching Band? You play music of course, but there are also the band romances that make you stop and think. Maybe Danny will find more than just a friend. Danny is a musician at heart. Everyone in her family plays an instrument. Her Freshman year is coming up and she has to decide what to play and what to be in. Around April a sign-up sheet for Marching Band shows up on her doorstep. Signing up, she doesn't realize what she has gotten herself into. Jackson comes from a line of trumpets and other horn players. He was expected to join Marching Band as did his older brother Chase. He signed up and prepared for the first day of practice. On the first day of band camp, no one expected to be worked so hard in their life. Danny joined the Drumline and marched the second bass. Jackson played trumpet. The two will meet, but will their friendship become more? Read to find out!

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