𝐒tuck, 𝐂ornered, And 𝐏ucked. | SCP

When somebody ask you, "What do you call an anomaly that is smitten with you but has a bad way of showing it?" You answer them with, "A SCP, which stands for A 'Simp Causing Problems' or anything along those lines with 'Simp' in them, really."

Well, atleast that is what our lovely protagonist would've said if ever someone were to ask them that, even if the question is weird and would most likely never happen. However, they never got the chance to since they unfortunately found themselves in that same exact situation as the question implied.

":)"

"...Bruh. You DON'T give a HUMAN a HUMAN HEART to make them LIKE you."

":("

An anomaly(ies) pinning for their love and attention whilst having 0 idea on how to successfully woe someone, is something our aro-ace of a protagonist is NOT interested in dealing with, let alone that very same someone who just DIED from a car crash and somehow found themselves in a dimension where a big giant lizard is indestructible, toys that can kill you, orange blobs that can slap you with a shiz tone of endorphin and many more that can make you go, "I'm ganna die." in both a physical and metaphorical sense. Especially if the said person just wanted a peaceful and quiet life like a certain pink haired psychic anime boy.

"...Why do i feel as tho i want to take yo knee cap privileges away."

"I... Do not know what you mean by that."

"Good."

But hey! On the bright side, they woke up with abilities of that of a Gamer and is now living their life as if they are inside a videogame! Kinda cool if you ask me.

"This is KIDNAPPING."

"You are not a 'kid'. You are an 'Adult'."

"...This is ADULTNAPPING."

"That word doesn't even EXIST."

"It is NOW. Besides, I'm still being 'napped' so it's still BAD."

"I'm taking you in to HEAL you. So HOW is that 'Adultnapping'?"

"Without my CONSENT, that's HOW."

Oh yeah, the 'Adultnapper' forcefully made themselves a FRIEND of the protagonist without their consent, AGAIN. Ain't that just splendid.