Jokes on you dedicated to @neetjohal on wattpad I hope that you enjoy this joke book filled with laughing moments xxx I went to a fancy dress party and I went as a turtle. I went with my best friend Joe. He said to me why you got a woman on your back and I said its Michelle I was walking to school this morning and a milkman through a pint of milk on me and I thought how dairy. My friend loves steam trains. He went on one once and got ran over one I bet he was chuffed to bits What is Santa's wife called? Mary Christmas What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? You cant tuna a fish