Johnny Manred, a homophobic (and frankly terrible) high school world history teacher, goes through the journey of finding his identity through a crush on homophobic icon Chris Pratt. Still, somehow, he manages to remain a horrible person throughout the entirety of the story. TW: Strong Language Homophobic Slurs Trauma Dumping (There might be more eventually, so we will add to the list when we figure out any. At the start of each chapter, we will state trigger warnings that are present within it) **DISCLAIMER: This story is fully satire. We decided it would be hilarious to ship two homophobic people, so here we are :)