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Ongoing, First published Jan 19, 2015
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"



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Romeo & Juliet ✅ Completed✅

56 parts Complete Mature

"Listen, do you want to fuck or not?" He was getting irritated with the time I was wasting. "You," I poke a finger to his hard chest. "don't scare me. And yes, I want to fuck. So fuckin fuck me already." He rolled his eyes, but the small grin he had on, wasn't quick enough to miss. "I don't go slow. And I definitely don't do virgins." "Oh really? Because it seemed like a second ago you wanted me." I crossed my arms, displaying my flat, but somewhat puffed out chest. "Very cute, Ciliegia. Now get out." He waved me off, before turning back to his play boy magazine. "Why are you still here?" "You want to fuck, let's fuck. I'm not going anywhere." His eyes poured deep into mine, before flickering away. "You're going to be the death of me." ______________________________________ Juliet was your average goody two shoes. And Romeo was your average bad boy. But when one starts a prank, the other cant help but retaliate. She fell for him from the beginning, and knew there was no turning back, but when he takes things way too far, that even causes a tragic death of Juliet's loved one; he just wasn't worth it anymore. Will Juliet end up broken hearted like before? Or will Romeo realize what he's been missing all along?