A group of canonized, dead authors hang out in the afterlife.
Desecrating the Canon is tragicomedy that offers myriad meanings and commentary. Strictly
speaking, it is a procedural literary satire set in the afterlife, a strange world populated with the deceased canonized authors who fill our academic literature and philosophy anthologies today.
Structurally, each episode of Desecrating the Canon exists as a stand-alone journey. Some
characters progress to the following episodes for continuity; most others have their stories resolved in a single episode (allowing for greater latitude in satirical subject matter).
Each story arc ultimately gravitates toward one common feature, a prolonged attempt to cope with the eternity of contemplation that comes with the afterlife. This is a world in which knowledge and
immortality form a double-edged sword, the upshot being a sort of intellectual
purgatory.
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SEASON ONE EPISODE LIST
Episode One: Samuel Beckett Learns to Love
Themes – Authority, Love, Authenticity, Creativity
Episode Two: Jean-Paul Sartre Goes too Hard
Themes – Freedom, Authenticity
Episode Three: Sigmund Freud Takes a Nap
Themes – Dreams, Reality, Desire
Episode Four: Ernest Hemingway Buys a New Car
Themes – Gender, Masculinity
Episode Five: Aldous Huxley Goes to Disneyland
Themes – Comedy, Drama, Happiness, Authenticity
Episode Six: Emily Dickinson Is Such a Babe
Themes – Creativity, Death, Negativity, Femininity
Episode Seven: Charles Bukowski Gets a 401K
Themes – Materialism, Solidarity
Episode Eight: Friedrich Nietzsche Finds Religion
Themes – Faith, Skepticism, Divinity, Profanity
Episode Nine: Edgar Allan Poe Develops a Green Thumb
Themes – Nature, The Supernatural
Episode Ten: Kurt Vonnegut Opens an Aviary
Themes – Peace, Authority
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
[[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Cover design by Jill Caldwell
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