FNaF Headcannon Crack

Oh Jesus. Someone put together mine and TimeMage's headcannons for FNaF and someone else threw in crack.
This won't end well.

Any Characters not from the original FNaF are (c) TimeMage and I!
(Except some of the designs greatly resemble Rebornica's DISCONTINUED Fnaf Au, and our Purple Guy is named Vincent for reasons. Do not give us shit because of it; we'd change it if it hadn't become part of the plot!)

Cover art by me
(tumblr: kitareyo.tumblr.com)

Quick overview; there is lots of impossible Yaoi families...
...with offspring...*clears throat anxiously*

There is:
MikexHuman!Foxy
They have a daughter, Roxanne(age 34) and a son, Mike Jr.(age 23)

JeremyxHuman!Marionette
They have a son, Alexander (or Alex, whatever) (Age 14)

Human!FreddyxHuman!Bonnie
(Both guys)
They don't have kids, so f*ck off...
(JK I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE)

Mike Junior has a serious crush on Vincent, but Vincent is training the younger version of himself, Vinny, to be a perfect replica of himself.

Aaaaaaaand that's a wrap!!