Miranda Jones, a fear-inspiring, 'good' pirate. She's looking for the golden treasure, the same one that she knows that wh*re (n.b term of endearment) is. She wants to get revenge on that same man who haunts her memories and her dreams by grinding his bones when she finds him. He definitely ISN'T dead. He promised her that he'd always find her but after the brave and daring solo escape out of jail, she's mad. So how the hell is she going to find him before he finds her? So, the current plan is that she's going to join the Captin Jonathan Batman, find her revenge and do it all whilst carving up some bodies with her sword, and everything else will just go to plan...right?