my life trying to become a mermaid!!!

hi my name is alexis and I tried to do these mermaid spells none if then worked and I an trying to find some and I am looking everywhere and still can't find on and so then I was looking mermaid spells and I found one and where people said it worked so I am trying it tomorrow so I can be one I just go through a lot to be a mermaid and I need help Plzzzzz I really do need help !!!!