Partners (oneshot)

Jail break
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They hadn't always been friends. In fact, they once hated each other's gut. Well...he hated her guts and she couldn't care less...
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"What the hell? You fucking bitch!" Jimin whisper-yelled as he held the spot her foot came in contact with. His crotch.

"Why in fuck's name would you-" She caught him off with a smack on the head. "PG!" She scolded, trying her best to not laugh at the wormlike creature writhing on the floor. Actually, she was less concerned about his foul mouth, it was just his nature. But he did call her a bitch, so...

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Bar night
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They survived...

They escaped...

They weren't supposed to, but they did.

They were alive...

Miracles do happen...
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"Phew, that was insane. I'm surprised we made it out alive and uninjured." She breathed out heavily, hands on her bent knees.

"Speak for yourself, I think I've got a piece of glass stuck in my ass." He felt up his butt, wincing in pain as his fingers accidentally grazed the offending spot.

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Loose lips.
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You gotta be careful what you say.

Think things through.

Don't bluff and especially not in front of idiots or recently dumped men.

Remember, loose lips sink ships or...in this case, turns you into an accomplice for crimes that can land you many years of pain -fines- and jail.

Be careful what you say...

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"Shave her dog's fur."

"What if she doesn't have a dog?"

"Then I'll shave her cat's fur."

"No cats?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Then I'll shave her fur!" She shrieked -almost- indignantly, making all the other customers in the bar look at them weirdly. He rubbed his chin in thought. "Hmm, shave a human's fur. Interesting..."

All the craziness wrapped up in two impulsive, jail-worthy, trouble-seeking, fun-sized partners-in-crime.

Cover by: @hanjat