JAKEY WAKEY CAKEY BOO BOO
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Ongoing6m
Last published Fri, Aug 12, 2022
This is just a joke story i made at 3am
Kind of a cross between like yk those cringy royal high role-players? and a cheesy gacha story so yeah
This is NOT to be taken seriously! it is all for entertainment!
(Feel free to correct any grammar mistakes in the commets <3)
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