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This it just simply statuses I found or posted myself on face book I think mean something or are just plain good maybe funny of entertaining. 
Anything sinned 'Hit_It_Bitch---' is write by me. 
Anything sinned 'Unknown---' is someone on Facebook.
Hope you like. 
I HAVE DYSLEXIA 

Hit_It_Bitch---All Rights Reserved

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