When the Rutabagas Hit the Fan
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Last published Mon, May 16, 2022
How do you fix a school that's out of control?
Easy - get superheroes.
Too simple?
Try teaching them.
One Monday morning, John Parks starts a new job teaching high school English, but has a small setback when a girl explodes in his class.
Thinking the explosion could be a matter to discuss with the principal, Parks sets up a meeting, but is taken aback when the principal is crazier than his students. Over time, Parks starts to ponder many things. Why is he teaching superheroes? Can they stop the director of the school board, a supervillain with a nefarious plot targeting his school? How will the director and his cronies use their ultimate weapon, a bomb that releases Evilassium, a mysterious element that smells like farts and can destroy anyone's moral compass? Could Evilassium explain the delinquent behaviors in the school? Only one thing is certain: the director puts the ass in Evilassium...
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