When the Rutabagas Hit the Fan
TRobDude
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TRobDude
Ongoing, First published May 15, 2022
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How do you fix a school that's out of control?
Easy - get superheroes.
Too simple?
Try teaching them.

One Monday morning, John Parks starts a new job teaching high school English, but has a small setback when a girl explodes in his class.

Thinking the explosion could be a matter to discuss with the principal, Parks sets up a meeting, but is taken aback when the principal is crazier than his students.  Over time, Parks starts to ponder many things.  Why is he teaching superheroes?  Can they stop the director of the school board, a supervillain with a nefarious plot targeting his school?  How will the director and his cronies use their ultimate weapon, a bomb that releases Evilassium, a mysterious element that smells like farts and can destroy anyone's moral compass?  Could Evilassium explain the delinquent behaviors in the school?  Only one thing is certain: the director puts the ass in Evilassium...
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"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

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