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Caught Offguard

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What do I want to eat? he thought as he rummaged through the cupboards before sighing and grabbing the bag of unopened saltines. He set them on the hard marble countertop, taking his vape out of his pocket. He didn't notice the footsteps growing louder as they came closer. He took a long drag of his vape then blew it out. 

"What the fuck are you doing."

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here's my oneshot based on 2 AO3 fanfics, the 1st one being called cigarette paper by murashky and the second being called Taken Far Too Quick by Murashky 
tw: drug use, curse words, heavy drugs mentioned quite a lot, depression, arguments, dead wilbur, major character death, maybe more?
this is literally sadness but possibly comfort.All Rights Reserved

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Saltines & Static
Mon, May 16, 2022

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Saltines & Static
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