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Calvin - The Protagonist of this weird story. Is 13 years old and married to Mr. Rob and has a child named Dazai. Child of Aster and Calves-vin the 3rd. Has a cat named Leyla and a cousin named Vi (Also a brother called Big Ben but no one gives a shit because he becomes super irrelevant).
Mr Rob - 69 years old, and loves giving gay kisses. Works as a teacher. Married to Calvin.
Leyla - The family cat. Is 72 years old in human years, and is slowly rotting. Aster's favorite
Aster - Calvin's mom. 40 years old and secretly hates them all (other than Leyla the cat, they love her very much)
Calves-vin the 3rd - Calvin's dad.
Dazai - Mr. Rob and Calvin's child.
Vi - Calvin's nerdy 7 year old cousin.
Big Ben - Calvin's brother or something?? Is definitely a homosexual in denial.
Animalia - Calvin's cool ass grandma (really old).
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