Jackass fan-fiction. Contains dirty scenes. (I'm just writing this fun little story in my free time because I am bored, this in no way is meant to cause any disrespect to any of the real people mentioned in the story.) Certain triggers that I feel are necessary to note will be at the top of the page. If you're dumb enough to read this, you gotta be tough enough to handle the themes in this story. So basically: "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough." -- Roger Alan Wade