actual american average// d.w.
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Hi. I'm Channing. I'm 20 years old. I've just graduated with my Associate's Degree in Audio/Recording Engineering. I was just hired as the sound tech for a rock band called Asking Alexandria. And the lead singer is a self absorbed douchebag who hates my fucking guts.
"Why are you such a prude?"
"Gee, I dunno, why are you such a misogynistic asshole?"
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