The Book of Bad Things

"Pay attention, you worthless underlings.

Your negative emotions are so strong, they are getting in the way of the work you do in Alternate Universes. You should be ashamed of how pathetic you are.

So, here's your orders: You must write in this book whenever you feel too negative to function, to get it out of your system so you have a chance of being less worthless. If your terrible work ethic persists, there will be consequences."

- Nightmare Lachrymose Joku, around 20 years ago, prior to him caring about his soldiers.

[This book is just six short drabbles, one from each Nightmare's team members' point of view.]