The worst pickup lines in the book
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Wed, Jan 21, 2015
So one of my friends requested this, only difference here is I find the lines and she gives a reaction XD have fun
Bold- that's what I've found
Italics- her reaction
Credits-
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Avi8torut
Rowen Langston
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