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Zaphod Beeblebrox X Reader

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It is a truth universally aknowledged that one such individual, in possession of the name Zaphod Beeblebrox, must be attractive.

If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look on the other side of God's Final Message. He wrote; "Zaphod Beeblebrox The First is a total hunk". 
Yeah, God wrote that.




This is a Zaphod X Reader book because... There are literally none and he is the best character. The book is Xreader and uses she/her pronouns for the reader so if you use other pronouns I apologise, I might change it in the future for you guys. That aside, enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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