Zoey Baker, the youngest sister of Zacky Vengeance, has adored Brian Haner Jr. for years. Despite moving away, it's a flame that she can't seem to shake. After she's been publicly abandoned by her famous boy band husband, what should a down-on-her-luck music producer do?Not go to Vegas . . .run into her delectable childhood crush, dreamboat-from-hell Synyster Gates . . . and not get caught up in an ugly incident that leads to a calamitous elopement. Before she knows it, Zoey has a fake marriage, a fake husband, and maybe (or not) a fake sex life.