My Sweet Honey
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CREDIT OF THE COVER IMAGE GOES TO THE CREATOR. WE DO NOT TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR THE IMAGE.
"This honey would taste better in a bacon sandwich." Pooh grins menacingly.
Piglet smirks "Only if we make the sandwich in the bedroom..."
ABOUT THE AUTHORS:
Winter☃️ - Winter is our artist, she drew all the images you have been blessed with in our story.
(Not the cover one tho) She also writes all the weird stuff, adds most of the jokes and
comes up with some strange shit.
Scallop🐚 - Scallop writes the main story. She came up with the original storyline after looking at
the first image in the story. (The one where Pooh's packing and Piglet got dem titties
hanging out)
Broke🚫💰 - Broke got noe money. (Actually they probably the only one who got money) They
don't really write much, but they occasionally drop a sentence or two that is pure
gold.
AUTHORS' NOTE:
🙅 Don't steal our story. 🙅 I mean, who would want to anyway? 🤔 But yea don't steal our shit. 🖕 It's a work of art that we somehow came up with. 😡 If you do, we will come to your house 🏡, put you through a meat grinder 🥩 and make you into a bacon 🥓 sandwich 🥪. Then we'll sell 💳 you on Amazon for $0.69 and write a very detailed chapter about you. 😊
KEEP SLAYING BABES 💅
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