Philza Uses Technoblade For Free Food
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Prompt(@simpingboisinc on twitter) Techno being a god who can shape shift, so Phil just makes him transform into a child whenever they go to a restaurant so they get the kids discount.
Phil: you are 10.
Techno: how dare u, i am the blood god, i am over 500-
Waiter: awe, how old r u sweetie?
Techno: ...10
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