Retrowallpaper's bad Klance fanfic
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I made a bet with a friend about writing one of the worst fanfics I could, but I got invested. So now I'm writing this for real. Help
Much like all subpar Klance fanfic the cover is a peice of art stolen from @Ikimaru.jpg on Instagram.
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