The most funniest story ever told
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NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY!!! This book is merely a joke on all those typical books you can find in the teen fiction selection. I created it out of being bored and thought of a quick title for the book. Please check out my proper account Coolbanana431. My new book is up named The Agents.
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