Jokes {Book 1}

Jokes {Book 1}

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Last published Tue, Mar 3, 2015

The title pretty much explains it. And, just for you all to know, all these jokes in these chappies will be my ideas and no one else's Stupidmortals.com Teens life. Quotes of your life Old age R.I.P

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Okay im a smart alek and ill admit it but wouldnt you be to if you were 17 ,had a bad job, annoying classmate,annoying crazy teachers, a newly adopted sister, a horrible ex boyfriend that you have to be assigned buddies with on a bad camping trip and a pregnant tent mate , heres a tale of teenage anguish and humor heres a tale that might make you go oh my gosh , heres the tale of my suckish craptastic life .

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