Jokes {Book 1}

Jokes {Book 1}

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Last published Tue, Mar 3, 2015

The title pretty much explains it. And, just for you all to know, all these jokes in these chappies will be my ideas and no one else's Stupidmortals.com Teens life. Quotes of your life Old age R.I.P

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