Punk Tactics
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- Parts 8
MatureOngoing2h 6m
Last published Sat, Oct 22, 2022
[TW/CW: Blood, Violence, Mature themes and Language]
Moments later, quick footsteps were gaining closer and in less than 10 seconds a bat came rushing to your attacker's head, letting him fall limp to the ground. A guy wearing a yankee's cap holding a bat overtop of him, and a more scrawny guy to your aid.
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