who would ever think to screw themselves with a paintbrush?? not edgar valden

i am so sorry for writing this. i tried to do this to myself irl, but it didnt work out because im a stupid little idiot. also not the best quality bc this is wattpad what do u expect. please dont take this seriously even tho its written seriously theres just something wrong with me and i wrote this like a month ago like exactly omg wtf what a coincidence. im just posting this bc its fucking absurd LAFMOSDNJOAW