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Jeff the killer X Male!Y/N

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"I want to lick ur bones" said the author. 

"So ur into necrophia these days ????" questioned Jeff shocked enough to spill his daily cup of bleach. 

"No, not necessarily, I just have the crave to make your bones into bone marrow butter for my French toast" Fran, the author, replies. 

-this exchange of words has no coronation to the actual story, I saw a tiktoker make bone marrow butter and it looked delicious-


Edit:god this is old I haven't even published it... Please expect weird changes in mood in between words or stuff. I'm feeling tired todayAll Rights Reserved

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