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Soft Hearts

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Reads 64
Votes 19
Parts 6
Time 1h 6m

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So you know when Wattpad decides to grace you with another original book recommendation and you open it just for laughs and it's the most cliché, stereotypical mess you've ever read, so much so it looks and reads just like every other book you've ever decided to read?
Yeah, well Callen was just in the middle of the process of meming the hell out of one of those books when, surprise surprise, the gods decide she's done too much and send her into the shadow realm. AKA one of those books. And it's funny as all hell.All Rights Reserved

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Violet's Delight by lyazar

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