January Field was born in September. Her parents are druggies. Her life is a sea so calm it looks like smooth glass. She likes riddles. She hates performing. It's not like her parents knew this, so they used some drug dealing money to enroll her in some rich-kids school for performing arts. That's when the ocean got rough, and January tried to find out why the heck a raven is like a writing desk, the equation to life, how to create tin can phones, and her daily horoscope. A truthful story told in days, God Save Orange is a read like no other.