This is quite literally a self insert fanfiction I wrote in 8th grade. About Joker from the Guilty Alice dating sim. Yes it's as bad as it sounds. This is the original document, typos and all included. I submitted this for a writing contest and won first place. Somehow. I was then forced to read it in front of my English class. Yes I read this to a class of other 14 year olds. No I have never had another more horrifying experience.