shut your mouth

Waylon Smithers is 27, working at a Springfield diner when he runs into someone he thought--and hoped--he'd never see again.

Based on the episode "Homer's Phobia" season 8, episode 15
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Unfortunately, this is not a crack fic.

Again, unfortunately, #1 in Waylon Smithers. (6/18/22)

This is a legitimate attraction, and a project I've put time and effort into. I regret it more and more with each passing second.

If you know me irl, forget you ever saw this.

I need mental help srsly