Two Energetic Uncles Pissing to the Beat | Short Story
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"I feel like I know Scandy Fujimountainwater. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him."
- the daily bitch
"About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits."
- emo ginger
"Saying the sleet rained like frolicking guppies is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."
- ur mom
"I could do better."
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