Dysfunctional Magical Bastards
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(Crack fic) a razor named Dave wants to shave Howl's hair.
This was written through paper talk with my friend Vince. Please read the notes, or else you'll get confused by our inside jokes (lol, sorry)
(this isn't a movie fic. I repeat; this isn't a movie fic)
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