Queen Sarcasm (Book #1)
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Demi Hudgens is a witty and sarcastic girl. Sarcasm was like her second language. She spoke it naturally and fluently. Hence the name given to her by her friends; Queen Sarcasm.
There's one guy she likes, but the thing is he hates her sarcasm and thinks she's annoying, but she still likes him anyways.
I guess you can say she is drawn to the easily angered ones. Because everyone wants to fix what is broken.
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