Queen Sarcasm (Book #1)
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Demi Hudgens is a witty and sarcastic girl. Sarcasm was like her second language. She spoke it naturally and fluently. Hence the name given to her by her friends; Queen Sarcasm.
There's one guy she likes, but the thing is he hates her sarcasm and thinks she's annoying, but she still likes him anyways.
I guess you can say she is drawn to the easily angered ones. Because everyone wants to fix what is broken.
•Book 1 of The Squad Series•
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ＳＡＲＣＡＳＭ 𝟏. 𝐀 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐞. 𝟐. 𝐀 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬. 𝟑. 𝐀 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐛𝐞, 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭; 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭; 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜, 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐲; 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐲. Yeah, I think I'll go with my own definition. ＳＡＲＣＡＳＭ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. Sarcastic Paris has never really believed in having friends, her overflowing sarcasm seems to be enough. But when Lucas, Lillian, and Justin suddenly come into her life, she has second thoughts. Sarcasm will always be her best friend...but maybe there was room for other kinds of friends too. Disclaimer: If found on any site other than Wattpad, it's a malware. The mirrors sites are a scam and mostly contain virus and may harm your device
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