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Queen Sarcasm (Book #1)

MissValerieGirl

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Reads 5,772
Votes 339
Parts 20
Time 1h 58m

MissValerieGirl

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Demi Hudgens is a witty and sarcastic girl. Sarcasm was like her second language. She spoke it naturally and fluently. Hence the name given to her by her friends; Queen Sarcasm.

There's one guy she likes, but the thing is he hates her sarcasm and thinks she's annoying, but she still likes him anyways.

I guess you can say she is drawn to the easily angered ones. Because everyone wants to fix what is broken.

•Book 1 of The Squad Series•All Rights Reserved

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