Mother Dearest

We don't get to choose our own parents. I know that if we did, I sure wouldn't choose mine. Don't read this story. Not if you want a happy story. Mine is a tragedy. Sure their has been some laughs, happy moments and joys in my life but they've all been tainted by the horror that is my mother. Don't read this story if you want a happy ending because like most things in life, you won't get one.
Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall...