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I want to eat your shit

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Parts 7
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Reads 262
Votes 13
Parts 7
Time 32m

A shit story about somebody close to me x their friend 😱

(DISCLAIMER: THE REAL PEOPLE FROM THIS STORY DO NOT ACTUALLY ACT LIKE THIS!)

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・

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"So... Wanna skip Gym and make out in the janitor's closet or something?" •°•°•°•°• "We can't tell my dad this, y'know. If he knew I was gay as hell, he'd make sure he gave me hell." •°•°•°•°• "What? No way. We're just friends. That Irish loser can screw every guy around here for all I care. I am NOT gay." •°•°•°•°• "It's complicated, alright? Dang it, Signe, I don't know! One minute he's all over me, then he acts like we can't even be friends outside of our houses... I'm so confused." •°•°•°•°• "I can feel you staring at me, Jack." •°•°•°•°• "Mark. That has to be the absolute gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I fookin' love it." •°•°•°•°• - Story may or may not contain anything beyond the mentions of anything sexual. - It's purposefully short, okay? - This story does NOT have any true detail. - This story is NOT based upon the people in it; everything from looks to personality is 90% false. - This story is really not going to be any count, but hey, go ahead. I warned you :'^)

Cliché, Touché and Douche by FadedSmoke

{Completed - #12 highest} I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling. The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling. I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again. He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.

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Into You by frickingloserlol

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"So... Wanna skip Gym and make out in the janitor's closet or something?" •°•°•°•°• "We can't tell my dad this, y'know. If he knew I was gay as hell, he'd make sure he gave me hell." •°•°•°•°• "What? No way. We're just friends. That Irish loser can screw every guy around here for all I care. I am NOT gay." •°•°•°•°• "It's complicated, alright? Dang it, Signe, I don't know! One minute he's all over me, then he acts like we can't even be friends outside of our houses... I'm so confused." •°•°•°•°• "I can feel you staring at me, Jack." •°•°•°•°• "Mark. That has to be the absolute gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I fookin' love it." •°•°•°•°• - Story may or may not contain anything beyond the mentions of anything sexual. - It's purposefully short, okay? - This story does NOT have any true detail. - This story is NOT based upon the people in it; everything from looks to personality is 90% false. - This story is really not going to be any count, but hey, go ahead. I warned you :'^)