Weezerism

Before the creation of the universe, before time existed there were lots of gods who wanted to make a world that they can rule. They wanted to see how close humanity can get to the gods to earn a special prise.

But Michel Keaton a few years before the humans could get in touch with the gods, got the information on what Obamas last name is and told everyone and everything. Things didn't go as he planned and every living creature got exasperated and they destroyed everything they could find. The other gods except for Joker got outraged on what Michael did, so they invented homosexuality and made him gay. This is how gayness got invented. Anyway, they exiled him from the godness community. They canceled him.

Michael went down to earth and from the leftover, crushed trash he built a time machine and went back in time to before the gods created the univer. Johnny changed his name to Batman and killed Sins.

Batman prevented the creation of the universe by teaming up with Joker and stealing the gods powers so they can't establish life. While the other gods were lying half dead, Materal gworl stood up from the god table and hit Batman in the stomach so hard that he farted so loud it became the big bang, and that's why humans are so shit.