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Bird poop

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Reads 48
Votes 1
Parts 5
Time 8m

bird harry help heysiriwhereistheclosestbridge ihatemyselfforwritingthis lego luck poop potter romance satire

If you could wish for anything what would you want? This story uncovers a journey on which lego Harry Potter asks the exact same question. It's definitely not what you would expect.


Definitely doesn't involve birds or poop. Definitely not. 



This is a joke btw please don't take it seriously I actually want to off myself for writing this but at the same time enjoyed it.All Rights Reserved

bird harry help heysiriwhereistheclosestbridge ihatemyselfforwritingthis lego luck poop potter romance satire

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