The Book of Burns
AriannaKeyes19
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  • Reads 6,108
  • Votes 272
  • Parts 20
  • Time <5 mins
AriannaKeyes19
Ongoing, First published Jan 23, 2015
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Feeling pissed off with someone?

Hit them with some of the stupidest, funniest and insulting burns of the year! 
We've got everything from Yo Mamma - Blonde jokes/burns!
Shoot a witty burn right back at your enemy or your ex. 
Make a song out of the burns! It's up to you, the Book of Burns is in your hands.

***

Yes, some of these burns/jokes ARE racist and stereotypical. Sometimes even sexist.
Dive into this book with an open (closed) mind and an open heart.
Seriously, PLEASEEEEEE don't complain about how wrong the joke was because--
Yeah, there is always going to be a joke out there that offends you. 

Love,
Ari
All Rights Reserved
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