The Assholes And The Namekian
Da_Cloud
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Da_Cloud
Ongoing, First published Jun 05, 2022
Mature
dbzfanfictionhumorromancewhatvegetawouldbelikeifsomeonewasaround
This is the first thing I've ever written on Fanfiction.Net and I wanted to make people laugh at my terrible writing here so.....

This is an alternate universe though. Mostly the same except there's different things sprinkled here and there.

Butterfly effects

Vegeta: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BUTTERFLIES!!!

Goku: What do butterflies have to do with this anyway?

Vegeta: I have no idea but they should stay out of things they don't belong in in the first place.

P.s. Not all characters are mine. Some belong to Akira Toriyama.

No. 17: Wait characters? So we get paid for this?

Me: No sorry guys.

No. 17: Dang.

The cover art doesn't belong to me either.

Nail: The person who drew it is now my best friend.

Piccolo: I thought I was your best friend?

No. 17: Hard not to question that...

Nova: BOOOO!!!
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