Shut Your Ass
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Ongoing, First published Jan 23, 2015
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Basically this is our rant book so...shut your ass.
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The Flynn Effect cover
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MIRACLE (βœ”οΈ) cover
I'm a Costello cover
Their Long Lost Prince cover
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𝐌𝐫. π‰πžπ¨π§'𝐬 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐒π₯𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐭 || πŠπ¨π¨π€π‰π’π§ 𝐅𝐅

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"I hate you!" "You're allowed to hate me but you aren't allowed to do the things I β„Žπ‘Žπ‘‘π‘’, π‘‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘™π‘–π‘›π‘”." Where Kim Seok Jin had to marry the world's youngest billionaire, unwillingly. The man is everything Jin hates in a person. He is obsessive, overprotective, very controlling and always wants things on his way. Well, Jin being a arrogant and short tempered guy, stick to his ground, He had one mission - Avenge his best friend and turn this man's life a hell, But what Jin couldn't guess was that his unwanted and enemy husband was more than he thought...more than he showed... *** Main couple : Jinkook/Kookjinβœ… Side couples : Sopeβœ… Vminβœ… Tropes : Traumaβœ… Obsessionβœ… Forced marriageβœ… Romanceβœ… Comedyβœ… Green flagβœ… Annoying bottomβœ… Happy endingβœ…

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