What The Actual? (LotR x Reader)

"Dwarves rule and Elves drool."

When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen.
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"If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I would shoot the Elf. Twice."

~WARNING~

Major annoyance ahead. And a lot of potty mouths.

SEQUEL IS UP How the Actual (The Hobbit x Reader) Stand alone Sequel! On Quotev!

Authors Note: This story is still being updated as I undergo another reconstruction. Therefore some older chapters may be a little cringy. I apologize.

~© All Rights reserved to J.R.R Tolkien and everybody else who has them, I own nothing but my characters (few they may be), the plot I exerted, and the dialogue between the characters not featured in the books and or script. I do make quite a lot of pop culture references so beware.

Text on cover reads "He will love." Maybe. Probably. Eventually. Perhaps. Or maybe I lied and tagged this wrong. Who knows?