What The Actual? (LotR x Reader)

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Parts 22
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Reads 17,314
Votes 512
Parts 22
Time 9h 55m

"Dwarves rule and Elves drool." 
    
    When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen. 
    ~
    
    "If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I would shoot the Elf. Twice." 
    
    
    ~WARNING~
    
    Major annoyance ahead. And a lot of potty mouths. 
    
    SEQUEL IS UP How the Actual (The Hobbit x Reader) Stand alone Sequel! On Quotev!
    
    Authors Note: This story is still being updated as I undergo another reconstruction. Therefore some older chapters may be a little cringy. I apologize. 
    
    ~© All Rights reserved to J.R.R Tolkien and everybody else who has them, I own nothing but my characters (few they may be), the plot I exerted, and the dialogue between the characters not featured in the books and or script. I do make quite a lot of pop culture references so beware. 
    
    
    Text on cover reads "He will love." Maybe. Probably. Eventually. Perhaps. Or maybe I lied and tagged this wrong. Who knows?All Rights Reserved

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"Dwarves rule and Elves drool." 
    
    When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen. 
    ~
    
    "If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I would shoot the Elf. Twice." 
    
    
    ~WARNING~
    
    Major annoyance ahead. And a lot of potty mouths. 
    
    SEQUEL IS UP How the Actual (The Hobbit x Reader) Stand alone Sequel! On Quotev!
    
    Authors Note: This story is still being updated as I undergo another reconstruction. Therefore some older chapters may be a little cringy. I apologize. 
    
    ~© All Rights reserved to J.R.R Tolkien and everybody else who has them, I own nothing but my characters (few they may be), the plot I exerted, and the dialogue between the characters not featured in the books and or script. I do make quite a lot of pop culture references so beware. 
    
    
    Text on cover reads "He will love." Maybe. Probably. Eventually. Perhaps. Or maybe I lied and tagged this wrong. Who knows?

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