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What The Actual? (LotR x Reader)

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Reads 22,159
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Parts 22
Time 9h 55m

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"Dwarves rule and Elves drool." 

When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen. 
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"If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I would shoot the Elf. Twice." 


~WARNING~

Major annoyance ahead. And a lot of potty mouths. 

SEQUEL IS UP How the Actual (The Hobbit x Reader) Stand alone Sequel! On Quotev!

Authors Note: This story is still being updated as I undergo another reconstruction. Therefore some older chapters may be a little cringy. I apologize. 

~© All Rights reserved to J.R.R Tolkien and everybody else who has them, I own nothing but my characters (few they may be), the plot I exerted, and the dialogue between the characters not featured in the books and or script. I do make quite a lot of pop culture references so beware. 


Text on cover reads "He will love." Maybe. Probably. Eventually. Perhaps. Or maybe I lied and tagged this wrong. Who knows?All Rights Reserved

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