coffee kinda sucks, man
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Last published Tue, Jun 7, 2022
a story behind one of south park's worst parent couples, and if they truly earn that title as they raise a mentally, (and emotionally) challenged child.
this is (sorta) a vent fic, but its mainly me wanting to delve deeper into the generation when all the adults were pesky 10 year olds. (not to mention an excuse to write about my favorite south park family of all time)
ah, tw i guess? i'll add them as i go along
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