onion ring - burnt taco shell - Wattpad

Story cover for onion ring by diosleftthigh69

onion ring

diosleftthigh69

Reads 126
Votes 8
Parts 3
Time 31m

Reads 126
Votes 8
Parts 3
Time 31m

diosleftthigh69

Mature

crack crackfic darksouls dating divorce eldenring failure harem maidenless marriage shittywriting tarnished

radagon loses his wedding ring in the lands between the couch cushions. he asks you, the tarnished one, to find it so he can keep his marriage with rennala from falling apart. will you find his wedding ring? will radagon's marriage shatter like the elden ring? read and find out...All Rights Reserved

crack crackfic darksouls dating divorce eldenring failure harem maidenless marriage shittywriting tarnished

Table of contents

3 parts

Sign up to add onion ring to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Shatter Me by Lianna_Grace

Meet Serenity. She lives a life full of fear; afraid to hand her trust over to a single soul. She's been hurt so many times, she feels as if one crack would shatter her world. So she keeps herself locked inside her own her own little world, not letting anyone in. But what if one guy can change her outlook on life with just a few words? When a guy unexpectedly stumbles into her life without her even trying, she's amazed at the way he stands out to her. He somehow makes her feel good inside -- something she hasn't felt in years. In fear, she tries to push him out of her life but instead finds herself feeling safer around him. Maybe what Serenity needs is to be shattered after all. Maybe instead of breaking her, it just turns out to be a breakthrough. Maybe a shattered world is actually a way of letting people, who you don't realize how much you need, into your life. **

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐄𝐒 by moondwellings

━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

Blaidd x Male Reader by Incineroarwithagun

OWNFOANEO Okay I got this idea bc of an assignment I'm doing in my English class so I was like ykw lemme just write the full story 😭😭 idk how long this'll be You're a 5'5 tarnished who just arrived at The Lands Between. You've met a trustworthy merchant who speaks of a possible ally who goes by Blaidd, your curiosity takes over as you go explore the Mistwood Ruins. The two different allies meet and begin their journey together to take down Darriwil and possibly more.

The Past by TineMdlp

They say when two people get married, they are bound to live forever. For richer, for poorer; till sickness and in health; till death do us part. In this story, Russell and Amber were married right after college. They spent their few years of marriage, as if, everything was perfect. Little does Russell know, Amber has been cheating with another man named Eric. When he found out, Amber all ready decided to leave him. After six months of separation, Amber finds out Eric had only a few months to live. With no one to help, Russell steps in. Will Amber accept Russell's help? Will Eric be able to cope, knowing Russell might take her away from him, just as he did before? Is Russell ready to forgive and forget the past. Will there ever be another chance for both of them to live through the life that they chose before?. If it was your marriage, how will you choose?

Not made for each other by serenescarlet

When she is a divorcee and a broken soul who does not believe in love anymore and has trust issues And He is a rich CEO who is ruthless and devil for others but can do anything for his family and loved one and falls in love with employee let's see what destiny has planned for them? will they get ended up together or not?

Elden Ring Save Everyone by HuhGuey

A weary tarnished knight attempts to save the lives of everyone they meet. WIP The story will hop around following the Tarnished as they meet NPC's on a traditional playthrough of Elden Ring.

Maidenless No Longer (Elden Ring) by CambrianBeckett

Summary: A Tarnished who has done this whole song and dance a million times before and has reached max level in every skill, starts up one last run. Why? To finally give every last one of his waifus the happy endings they deserve, of course. Told from the perspective of said waifus, as they all try to desperately get a handle on the Tarnished and his antics. This story is already completed on all of my other websites. Posting it here, one update a day, to see how it does. Give it a try and let me know what you think!

[Shadow Sovereign's Second Try!] Elden Ring x Male Reader by PyroSaiyan

A young Tarnished of no renown, (Y/n), succeeded in his journey. He was granted the opportunity to be the next Elden Lord, but in his denial of everything, he receives a new chance. He's given the power of an Outer God, and he becomes the Shadow Sovereign. With this legendary power, he will try everything again, and this time, he won't make the same mistakes.

An Accord for Development (An Elden Ring Two-Shot) by Epsonea_482

"Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all!" It was a simple, yet grand purpose to those given a second chance by the Light of Grace. To become Elden Lord and claim the Elden Ring. Many would be emboldened by the flame of that ambition, and many more would perish at the hands of those who wished nothing more than to see the Tarnished dead. Such was the way things were in the Lands Between, shattered and fractured to the point of chaos between its residents. Only a select few would be guided by Grace, however only one would truly be gifted with something incredible. A gift that would render the physical well-being of a soul... unworried in the face of death. Yet the mind of that same individual would only be further damaged from it. So what did it mean to have true immortality? A blessing? Or merely a foul curse in disguise? One Tarnished warrior would grow bitter to it nonetheless, all the while cherishing the one gift he truly had. A friend. One he would do anything to protect, and one he would grow to love in spite of fate itself. This is an Elden Ring Two-Shot story; a Male reader X Melina story. I do not own any pictures or characters used, you are yourself. Published: 28/4/22 Completed: 28/4/22 ~Highest Rankings~ #49 'readerinsert' - 1/6/22 #11 'malereader' - 2/5/22 #5 'twoshot' - 15/3/23 #2 'eldenring' - 2/5/22 #1 'tarnished' - 19/3/23 #1 'melina' - 4/5/22 | 28/5/23 Warning: This book contains heavy endgame spoilers for Elden Ring. Complete the game first if you haven't already or read if you don't care. Cover art by J_Artur on Pixiv!

Billionaire Hubby ✔️ by ICinks

!COMPLETE! Cheated on, betrayed and disowned by her family what is Dimond going to do now? !!!! DISCLAIMER !!!! this book is unedited meaning there are lots of mistakes,I apologize but I don't plan on re-editing it anytime soon 😰

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Shatter Me cover

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐄𝐒 cover

Blaidd x Male Reader cover

Not made for each other cover

Elden Ring Save Everyone cover

Maidenless No Longer (Elden Ring) cover

[Shadow Sovereign's Second Try!] Elden Ring x Male Reader cover

An Accord for Development (An Elden Ring Two-Shot) cover

Billionaire Hubby ✔️ cover

Shatter Me

Meet Serenity. She lives a life full of fear; afraid to hand her trust over to a single soul. She's been hurt so many times, she feels as if one crack would shatter her world. So she keeps herself locked inside her own her own little world, not letting anyone in. But what if one guy can change her outlook on life with just a few words? When a guy unexpectedly stumbles into her life without her even trying, she's amazed at the way he stands out to her. He somehow makes her feel good inside -- something she hasn't felt in years. In fear, she tries to push him out of her life but instead finds herself feeling safer around him. Maybe what Serenity needs is to be shattered after all. Maybe instead of breaking her, it just turns out to be a breakthrough. Maybe a shattered world is actually a way of letting people, who you don't realize how much you need, into your life. **