The Book of Baloney
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, Jan 31, 2015
Is your living room is actually alive?
Are crayons REALLY made out of rainbows?
How is friendship equal to a rubber band?
This book is here to answer your questions! (Seriously, leave it a question. It likes to think!
Cover made by Tissebox2801~
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