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Our Human Waffles

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Reads 258
Votes 24
Parts 17
Time 45m

bestfriends cannibalism cooking horror

Chaotic cannibals, great friends, and cooking partners, these two Wattpad users get together and make a cannibal cooking show. Come watch (or read) the wacky show full of singing, organ costumes, and great food.

Thank you to @doingyourmom_001 for partnering with me!All Rights Reserved

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What would they do to satisfy their hunger? How long will it be until they go insane? For these competitors, they'll do anything to win, even if it means eating their friends. Four has always loved the idea of revival but never got the hang of it. Despite this, the integer, along with their pal X, starts a game show with 64 competitors taking part. All is well until a problem occurs. The objects start to complain about their hunger, which has never been a problem for algebraliens like Four. And so, these objects are stranded in an unfamiliar land, one without food, one without family, one without rules. In this land of zero contact, objects begin to starve, objects begin to go insane. Maybe it is up to a brave few objects to try to take control and limit the deaths and cannibalism. However, will they use their power for good? Or will they abuse it to the point of no return? And as for those other objects... They're hungry. And they'll do anything it takes to survive. WARNINGS: death, swearing/offensive language, cannibalism, blood/gore, insanity, spoilers for bfb Story and art by me Inspired by "HFJONE STARVATION AU" BFB by jacknjellify BEGAN: October 30th, 2022 ENDED: February 8th, 2024 #1 in idfb - 12/7/22 | #2 in nonprofessional - 12/10/22 | #1 in osc - 12/19/22 | #2 in inanimateinsanity- 1/10/23 | #6 in cannibal - 1/31/23 | #3 in tpot - 4/4/23 | #500 in horror - 6/10/23 | #15 in bfb - 7/25/23 | #11 in bloodandgore - 8/1/23 | #3 in objects - 9/20/23. | #1 in bfdia 10/19/23 | #1 in youngwriter - 12/3/23

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