Our Human Waffles
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Last published Tue, Aug 15, 2023
Chaotic cannibals, great friends, and cooking partners, these two Wattpad users get together and make a cannibal cooking show. Come watch (or read) the wacky show full of singing, organ costumes, and great food.
Thank you to @doingyourmom_001 for partnering with me!
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