HermitCraft, But It's Literally Just Incorrect Quotes

Exactly what it says on the tin.

I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book.

I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal

If you have a suggestion for me to add an incorrect quote, along with whatever Hermit is saying it, let me know in the comments and I'll credit you for the quote!

I made some of these myself, so any of these that aren't funny are ones I made

∆ PLEASE NOTE ∆
This book does contain very mild amounts of shipping. But we only ship the MINECRAFT CHARACTERS here, not the people who made them. If you don't like that, I will leave a little "💕" emoji on any chapter that has even a mildly outside-of-platonic quote

Some ships included are:
Grian/Mumbo Jumbo
Docm77/Rendog
GoodTimesWithScar/BdoubleO100
Joehillssays/ZombieCleo
GoodTimesWithScar/Grian/Mumbo Jumbo
Stressmonster/Iskall85
ZedaphPlayz/Tango

I hope you enjoy anyways :]

I'll be updating twice a week, with at least seven to eight quotes per chapt er

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06/14/2022 •
Wow I didn't think people would read this (@_@)

06/15/2022 •
You all must be really starved for HC content

06/17/2022 •
If y'all really want more Hermit Content, I'll make some actual stories, cause jeez o-o

06/19/2022 •
I know there's only like 30 views but whERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM??

Okay but for real though, having people read and like my shitty content is one of the best birthday gifts y'all could possibly give me (╥﹏╥)
Thank you so much- *insert sobbing* I appreciate each and every one of you

07/20/2022 •
I LEFT Y'ALL ALONE FOR SO LONG, I'M SO FUCKING SORRYYY
Thank you for still reading and getting this to 70 views anyways, it means the world to me 🥺 y'all incredible