What's the point of a title?! Just read this already!

Well read to find out, idiot! Well anyways... I know this is a description, but who needs one? Just read the book and you'll find out unless you're one of those stupid people who just pretends to read... well, I'm not going there... Anyways... all I can tell you it's top secret info. No this book isn't about spies... Why does everybody assume secret with spies. Well... I'm a little off topic... well this book is about a character who is talking about a character... confused. Just read it already instead of listening to my rambling!